MAD Magazine #283 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: James Warhola
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Table of Contents
"Crock O'Dull" Dummee, Too
Department: Get Along Little Aussie
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker
The Free-Style Firing Squad Fiasco
Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
Same Words... Different Circumstances!
Department: Just a Phrase We're Going Through
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: John Prete
More Famous Stories Told By Famous People
Department: Like a Version
Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Lou Silverstone
A Mad Peek (Comedy Club) Behind The Scenes
Department: Performing Laugh Rites
Writer: Sam Viviano Artist: Lou Silverstone
Rewriting The Constitution For Political Extremists
Department: Preamble-Dextrous
Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Gerry Gersten
Advertising Claims That Somehow Didn't Thrill Us
Department: An Embarrassment Of Richard's
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Bob Clarke
Twelve Reasons Why Being In Congress Is Worth The Price
Department: Men At Perk
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Tom Koch
The Exquisite Execution Experiment
Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
The MAD Flower Garden
Department: The Florist's Prime Evil
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Frank Jacobs
Other McDlt Type Ideas We'd Like To See From McDonald's
Department: Fast Food For Thought
Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Mike Snider
Back Cover Inside: What advancement is being hailed as a breakthrough in air pollution control?
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
