MAD Magazine #282

Cover: Alfred E. Neuman Getting Hit By A Pie

Real ad Super Special Spring 1989

Table of Contents

Real ad Super Special Spring 1989

Letters

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Star Blecch The Next Degradation

Department:

Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enterprise

Contributors:

Mort Drucker, Frank Jacobs

The Perilous Pioneer Predicament

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Contributors:

Don Edwing

A Beginner's Guide To Cartoon Sound Effects

Department:

Schtick It In Your Ear

Contributors:

Paul Coker, Jr., Don Edwing

Hot Albums Of The 1990's... A Look Back

Department:

Rock To The Future

Contributors:

Russ Cooper, Rick Tulka

Chic Glitz Home Study Institute

Department:

An Embarrassment Of Richard's

Contributors:

Dick DeBartolo

The Mad Nasty File Volume 3

Department:

Along The Snide Lines

Contributors:

Tom Koch, Gerry Gersten

Spy vs. Spy (Wall Crawling Machine)

Department:

Joke and Dagger

Contributors:

Antonio Prohias

Gift Catalog For Spoiled Rotten Pets

Department:

Tail-Order Shopping

Contributors:

Paul Peter Porges

The Battle Of Oprah and Phil

Department:

Frank On a Roll

Contributors:

Jack Davis, Frank Jacobs

A Mad Look At Staying Cool

Department:

Serge-In General

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

Double Damp

Department:

The Maim Game

Contributors:

Dick DeBartolo, Angelo Torres

The Terrible Toilet Trauma

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Contributors:

Don Edwing

The Mad Guide To "Forgivable" and "Unforgivable" Sins (According To Certain Fundamentalists)

Department:

Catching Them Off God

Contributors:

Mort Drucker, Stan Hart

The Lighter Side of...

Department:

Berg's-Eye View

Contributors:

Dave Berg

MAD Visits The C.I.A.

Department:

A Night At The Operatives

Contributors:

Angelo Torres, Lou Silverstone

Alf's Celebrity Cat Cookbook

Department:

The Fur Will Fry

Contributors:

Sam Viviano, John Prete

Mad's Index

Department:

Harper's Bizarre

Contributors:

Frank Jacobs, Mike Snider

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

Inside Back Cover: What hurdle must all Olympic athletes pass as they go for the gold?

Contributors:

Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad's All-Star Flopps

Contributors:

Richard Williams