MAD Magazine #270

Cover: Alfred "E Street" Neuman & the Usual Band Of Idiots Live 1987

Artist: Richard Williams

Table of Contents

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

Letters and Tomatoes Department

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Artist: Sergio Aragonés

Hokeywood

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

Jumbled Joke Flash

Department: Raking Whoopi

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

THe Color Of Monotony

Department: Cruising For A New-Man

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

Peggy Got Stewed and Married

Department: Turner Back the Hands of Time

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

One Fine Morning On East 69th Street

Department: Don Martin

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin

Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Rock Concert Newspaper Story

Department: Reported In Front Of A Live Audience

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: George Woodbridge

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

More Badly-Needed Warning Labels For Rock Albums

Department: Disc-Claimers

Writer: Desmond Devlin

A Mad Look At... People Even Lonelier THan the Maytag Repairman

Department: Fickle Single Of Fate

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mike Snider

Mad's Record Book For Televised Sports-Vol. I

Department: Stat's Entertainment

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Tom Koch

Other Dangers Of Smoking

Department: Pains in the Ash

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Banana Republic Dictator of the Year

Department: Military Coup-Coos

Artist: Bill Elder Artist: Harvey Kurtzman Writer: Lou Silverstone

One Fine Morning in the Maternity Ward

Department: Don Martin

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

State of the Art Is...

Department: Tech-No-Logic

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Tom Koch

A Mad Look At Moving

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Perfectly Strange

Department: Immigrating On Our Nerves

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

Future Phone Gimmicks We Expect To See

Department: The SHape Of Rings To Come

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Living on the Edge

Department: Up, Up and Oy Vey

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Harry North

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Mad's Realistic State Lottery Scratch-Off Games

Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Mike Snider

Back Cover Inside: What's the Hottest Number in Merchandising TOday?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee