MAD Magazine #265

Cover: Garbage Pail Issue Nauseating Neuman

Writer: John Ficarra Writer: Nick Meglin Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: Sara Fowler Artist: Richard Williams

Table of Contents

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

Letters and Tomatoes Department

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Artist: Sergio Aragonés

Henna and Her Sickos

Department: Knock On Woody

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Debbee Ovitz

Video Maladies

Department: VCR

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Harry North

The Mad Sports Fan Hate Book

Department: Jeering Them On

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Lou Silverstone

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #21

Mad's Rock Music Predictions

Department: Great Crystal Balls Of Fire

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mike Snider

Follow Up Report On Progress

Department: DICK DePARTMENT

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Al Jaffee

Cat Thoughts

Department: Fe-Lines

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Are You A Good Driver

Department: Road Scholar

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: John Prete

At the Bedside, Part I

Department: Departing Shots

Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Harry North

The Reagan

Department: Rich Man, Poe Man

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Gerry Gersten

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Don Martin Looks At Weddings

Department: Don Martin

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin

Home Fu!

Department: The Karate Kidding

Other Much Needed Rules

Department: Blame Dropping

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Mike Snider

A Mad Look At Ms. Liberty

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

At the Wedding Of Fred Hemmes

Department: Don Martin

Artist: Don Martin Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola

Clown and Lout In Beverly Hills

Department: Hobosexual

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

If Super-Heroes Needed Extra Money

Department: Working Off the (Comic) Books

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Bob Supina

How To Pick Up Guys

Department: Women's Glib

Artist: Bill Elder Artist: Harvey Kurtzman Writer: Arnie Kogen

Here We Go With Another Ridiculous

Department: Mad Fold-In

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover: Garbage Pail Adults

Artist: Bill Elder Artist: Harvey Kurtzman Writer: John Ficarra Writer: Nick Meglin Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: Sara Fowler