MAD Magazine #259

Cover

Artist: Bill Elder Artist: Harvey Kurtzman

Dumbo More Blood Part II

Department: Stallone's Ranger Rides Again

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

One Disastrous Day on the Atlantic

Department: Don Martin

Writer: Al Jaffee Artist: Don Martin

And Now Mad Salutes All the Ladies Who Pump Iron With... Superior Girl

Department: Dumbelles

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Al Jaffee

NASA's Proposed Questionnaire For Civilian Space Shuttle Passengers

Department: The Write Stuff

Writer: John Ficarra

A Mad Look At Bugs

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Some Straight Talk About Selling Cigarettes To A Hostile Public

Department: Smoke Gets In Your Lies

Writer: Billy Doherty

Cabbage Patch Products For People Who Hate Cabbage Patch Products

Department: Goodbye Dolly

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

One Dark Day In Prison

Department: Don Martin

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Don Martin

Gigglin's Island

Department: A Bad Case of the Re-Runs

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Larry Siegel

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #20

How To End A Date Painlessly

Department: Goodnight Kiss-Off

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Bad Habit Enders

Department: Rehad Met the Enemy

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

TV God

Department: The Good Booklet

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Larry Siegel

14 Reasons Why You'll Miss Seeing Halley's Comet

Department: Alibi in the Sky

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Tom Koch

Nut Court

Department: Taking he Witless Stand

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Larry Siegel

One Depressing Day in the Dungeon

Department: Don Martin

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin

Mad's Snappy Comments On Stupid Government Policies And Abuses

Department: Bulging Waste Lines

Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Lou Silverstone

Mad Double Features

Department: Hollywood En-Twined

Artist, Writer: Thomas Hachtman

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #16

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés