MAD Magazine #434 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: October 1st, 2003Cover: Our Deck of 52 least wanted Americans!Sale price: $3.50Pages: 58Format: Magazine Editorial Editor: Nick MeglinCover Artist: Mark Fredrickson Cover Variations FinlandIndiaSouth Africa Featured characters Kaley Cuoco (Actor)Christina Aguilera (Musician)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Actor)Doris Roberts (Actor)Tina Fey (Actor)John Ritter (Actor)Hilary Duff (Actor)Gwen Stefani (Musician)Sean Hannity (TV Show Host)Tiger Woods (Athlete)LeBron James (Athlete) Table of ContentsContents PagePage: 1"A gambler who thinks he has a 'can't lose' system for winning at blackjack isn't playing with a full deck!"Department: Alfred E. Neuman QuotesPage: 1Random Samplings of Reader MailDepartment: Letters and TomatoesPage: 2Chef WidgetDepartment: An Embarrassment of Richard'sWriter: Dick DeBartolo Photographer: Irving SchildPage: 5MAD's Deck of Least Wanted AmericansDepartment: 52 Schtick-UpWriter: Desmond Devlin Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Mort Drucker Artist: Drew Friedman Artist: Sam Viviano Artist: Hermann MejiaPage: 8When Hardcore Gamers take their place in societyDepartment: Claiming your Playstation in LifeArtist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 16MAD's all-access pass to the MTV Video Music AwardsDepartment: Three-Bling CircusArtist: Jack Syracuse Writer: Greg LeitmanPage: 18Monroe and... Back to SkoolDepartment: Angster's ParadiseArtist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony BarbieriPage: 20A MAD Look Trying Out for the TeamDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 24More Mr.Fix-It tackles your occult and paranormal home repair problemsDepartment: This old haunted houseArtist: James Warhola Writer: P.C. VeyPage: 28Without Sports...Department: Let the Games be GoneArtist: Tom Richmond Writer: Barry LiebmannPage: 32The telltale signs of a white trash weddingDepartment: A marriage made in 7-11Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns ParkhurstPage: 34Spy vs SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 38An Iraqi Scene we'd like to seeDepartment: Six Feet BlunderArtist: John Caldwell Writer: Chris AllenPage: 40Self-defeating consequences in modern American LifeDepartment: Adding Result to InjuryArtist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mike SniderPage: 42Using Kiddie TV to explain the War on TerrorDepartment: Tots EntertainmentWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Gary HallgrenPage: 46MAD's Twisted Truisms, Axioms & TheoriesDepartment: Postulation ExplosionArtist: Rick Tulka Writer: Stan SinbergPage: 498 simple rules for writing a MAD spoof of a dopey ABC-TV sitcomDepartment: A Ritter runs through itArtist: Angelo Torres Writer: Josh GordonPage: 50Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What does the Bush administration have millions of Americans on the lookout for?Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
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