MAD Magazine #380

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Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild

Contents Page

Letters

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Star Blecch Imperfection

Department: Make it So-So

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

Clues You've Chosen A Really Bad Funeral Parlor

Department: Dead Man Squawking

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

How Monica Lewinski Changed the World

Department: An Intern for the Worse

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Desmond Devlin

Steve Grieve's Official Catalog of Rare, Unaffordable Rock & Roll Memorabilia

Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: David Shayne Artist: Timothy Shamey

The Television Commercial

Department: For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls

Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Peter Kuper

11 Ways Jeopardy! Contestants Can Really Piss Off Alex Trebek

Department: Please Phrase Your Answer As A Form of Agression

Writer: Charlie Richards Artist: David O'Keefe

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

A Mad Look at Nurses

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Monroe &... The Walk-A-Thon

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Responses to Kids' Letters to Socks and Buddy

Department: It's Writing Dogs and Cats

Artist: James Warhola Writer: John Caldwell

Flushmore

Department: Movie of the Geek

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart

Mad's Parental Guide to Internet Websites

Department: Two Thumbs Download

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Charles Akins

Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Howard Stern

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What is the one offensive statistic pro basketball players don't want to see publicized?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: What a Jerk!

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Michael Gallagher