MAD Magazine #287

Cover: Roseanne and Alfred E. Neuman On Scale

Contributors:

Richard Williams

Real ad Mad Super Special Fall 1989

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Letters

"A Mad Look at the 60's" Ad for Paperback

Grossanne

Department:

The Fats Of Life

Contributors:

Mort Drucker, Stan Hart

A MAD Look At Female Body Builders

Department:

Serge-In General

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

Future Supreme Court Decisions

Department:

Bench Pressed

Contributors:

Angelo Torres, Tom Koch

Specialized Nautilus Machines For Practical Everyday Activities

Department:

Guided Muscles

Contributors:

Al Jaffee, Larry Siegel

Unnerving Undertaker's Undertaking

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Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Contributors:

Don Edwing

Anonymous Groups That Didn't Make It

Department:

They Just Didn't Clique

Contributors:

Paul Coker, Jr., Christopher Hart

Additions To The Dictionary

Department:

Neumanclature

Contributors:

Frank Jacobs

Will Eisner's City People Notebook

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Excerpts Mark The Spot

Contributors:

Will Eisner

Consumer Reports Aimed At Special Interest Groups

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Assess Pool

Contributors:

Frank Jacobs, Bob Clarke

Stupid Pet Owner Tricks

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It's Training Cats and Dogs

Contributors:

Paul Peter Porges

The Lighter Side Of...

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Berg's-Eye View

Contributors:

Dave Berg

Spy vs. Spy (Baseball Bat In Car)

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Joke and Dagger Part 1

Contributors:

Antonio Prohias

It's Never a Good Sign When..

Department:

Hardee-Har-Harbringers

Contributors:

Al Jaffee, John Prete

The Refrigerated Rocky Run-Through

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Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Contributors:

Don Edwing

Kookoon The Rehash

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Varicose Encounter Of The Absurd Kind

Contributors:

Jack Davis, Dick DeBartolo

Spy vs. Spy (Lawn Mower/ Airplane)

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Joke and Dagger Part 2

Contributors:

Antonio Prohias

Headlines You Can Bet We'll Never See

Department:

Not Off The Press

Contributors:

Mike Snider

The Hideous Headsman's Horseplay

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Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Contributors:

Don Edwing

Academy Awards For Movie Audience Members

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Statues For Limitations

Contributors:

Sam Viviano, Mike Snider

Not Playing

Department:

Film Flam

Contributors:

Charlie Kadau, Greg Theakston

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

Inside Back Cover: What Is Constantly Reaching New Heights?

Contributors:

Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad Bookmarks

Contributors:

Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola, Dennis Wunderlin