MAD Magazine #287

Cover: Roseanne and Alfred E. Neuman On Scale

Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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Letters

"A Mad Look at the 60's" Ad for Paperback

Grossanne

Department: The Fats Of Life

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

A MAD Look At Female Body Builders

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Future Supreme Court Decisions

Department: Bench Pressed

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Thomas F. "Tom" Koch

Specialized Nautilus Machines For Practical Everyday Activities

Department: Guided Muscles

Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Lawrence H. "Larry" Siegel

Unnerving Undertaker's Undertaking

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Anonymous Groups That Didn't Make It

Department: They Just Didn't Clique

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Christopher Hart

Additions To The Dictionary

Department: Neumanclature

Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs

Will Eisner's City People Notebook

Department: Excerpts Mark The Spot

Artist, Writer: Will Eisner

Consumer Reports Aimed At Special Interest Groups

Department: Assess Pool

Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs Artist: Bob Clarke

Stupid Pet Owner Tricks

Department: It's Training Cats and Dogs

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Spy vs. Spy (Baseball Bat In Car)

Department: Joke and Dagger Part 1

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

It's Never a Good Sign When..

Department: Hardee-Har-Harbringers

Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: John Prete

The Refrigerated Rocky Run-Through

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Kookoon The Rehash

Department: Varicose Encounter Of The Absurd Kind

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Spy vs. Spy (Lawn Mower/ Airplane)

Department: Joke and Dagger Part 2

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Headlines You Can Bet We'll Never See

Department: Not Off The Press

Writer: Mike Snider

The Hideous Headsman's Horseplay

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Academy Awards For Movie Audience Members

Department: Statues For Limitations

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Mike Snider

Not Playing

Department: Film Flam

Artist: Charlie Kadau Writer: Greg Theakston

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What Is Constantly Reaching New Heights?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad Bookmarks

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Dennis Wunderlin