MAD Magazine #282

Cover: Alfred E. Neuman Getting Hit By A Pie

Real ad Super Special Spring 1989

Table of Contents

Real ad Super Special Spring 1989

Letters

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Star Blecch The Next Degradation

Department: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enterprise

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Frank Jacobs

The Perilous Pioneer Predicament

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

A Beginner's Guide To Cartoon Sound Effects

Department: Schtick It In Your Ear

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Don Edwing

Hot Albums Of The 1990's... A Look Back

Department: Rock To The Future

Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Rick Tulka

Chic Glitz Home Study Institute

Department: An Embarrassment Of Richard's

Writer: Dick DeBartolo

The Mad Nasty File Volume 3

Department: Along The Snide Lines

Writer: Tom Koch Artist: Gerry Gersten

Spy vs. Spy (Wall Crawling Machine)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Gift Catalog For Spoiled Rotten Pets

Department: Tail-Order Shopping

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #24

The Battle Of Oprah and Phil

Department: Frank On a Roll

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Frank Jacobs

A Mad Look At Staying Cool

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Double Damp

Department: The Maim Game

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

The Terrible Toilet Trauma

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The Mad Guide To "Forgivable" and "Unforgivable" Sins (According To Certain Fundamentalists)

Department: Catching Them Off God

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

MAD Visits The C.I.A.

Department: A Night At The Operatives

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Lou Silverstone

Alf's Celebrity Cat Cookbook

Department: The Fur Will Fry

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: John Prete

Mad's Index

Department: Harper's Bizarre

Writer: Frank Jacobs Writer: Mike Snider

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What hurdle must all Olympic athletes pass as they go for the gold?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad's All-Star Flopps

Artist: Richard Williams