MAD Magazine #249

Cover

Artist, Colorist: Richard Williams

Grimlins

Department: Our Creatures Presentations

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #24

One Fine Morning in the Hospital

Department: Don Martin

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

What's Cute...and What's Not

Department: Point of You

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mark A. Dressler

If the Real World of Today Caught Up with the Comics

Department: Cartooning In

Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs Artist: George Woodbridge

International Symbols for Other Olympic Highlights

Department: Signs of the Crimes

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Bob Clarke

The Lighter Side of ...

Department: Berg's Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

One Fine Afternoon in the Morgue

Department: Don Martin

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

How Many Mistakes can You Find in this Picture of a Movie Theater?

Department: Err Apparent

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Chris Hart

A Psalm for the Modern Television Preacher

Department: Daily Bread

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Barry Liebmann

Things To Do on the Day After

Department: Blast Laugh

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Other Uses for Household Pets

Department: It's Training Cats and Dogs, etc.

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Spy Vs. Spy

Department: Joke & Dagger ; Spy Vs. Spy

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Tom Hachtman's Double Takes

Department: Split Personalitease

Artist, Writer: Thomas Hachtman

Mad's Ideal Presidential Candidate for 1984

Department: Our Features Presentation

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Don Edwing

The Sham-Jock Catalog

Department: Sweat Sucks!

Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs Writer: James Kasmir Artist: Bob Clarke

One Fine Evening on a Street Corner

Department: Don Martin

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

Beers

Department: Saloony Goons

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Arnold H. "Arnie" Kogen

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: How Are Some People Bringing Far-Out Sex and Violence Into Their Dull Lives?

Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: One Fine Evening in a Dungeon

Writer: Don Edwing Artist, Colorist: Don Martin