MAD Magazine #249 
Editorial
- Editor: Al Feldstein
- Cover Artist: Richard Williams
Cover Variations
Featured characters
Table of Contents
What's Cute...and What's Not
Department: Point of You
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mark A. Dressler
If the Real World of Today Caught Up with the Comics
Department: Cartooning In
Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: George Woodbridge
International Symbols for Other Olympic Highlights
Department: Signs of the Crimes
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Bob Clarke
How Many Mistakes can You Find in this Picture of a Movie Theater?
Department: Err Apparent
Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Chris Hart
A Psalm for the Modern Television Preacher
Department: Daily Bread
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Barry Liebmann
Other Uses for Household Pets
Department: It's Training Cats and Dogs, etc.
Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges
Mad's Ideal Presidential Candidate for 1984
Department: Our Features Presentation
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Don Edwing
The Sham-Jock Catalog
Department: Sweat Sucks!
Writer: Frank Jacobs Writer: James Kasmir Artist: Bob Clarke
Back Cover Inside: How Are Some People Bringing Far-Out Sex and Violence Into Their Dull Lives?
Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee
