MAD Magazine #503

Updated:
MAD Magazine #503 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
Country:
USA
Edition:
1st Edition - New York
Published:
May 17th, 2010
Cover:
I loved Obama
Sale price:
$5.99
Pages:
56
Format:
Magazine

Editorial

Table of Contents

Contents Page

Page: 1

Letters

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages


  • The Silly Six - Overlooked Shocking Revelations from the #1 Political Best Seller Game Change

    Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Sam Sisco

    Page: 6

  • The Kitchen Sink - Medical Shows Coming to TLC

    Writer: Evan Dorkin Artist: Sarah Dyer

    Page: 6

  • Twisted Toaster Tales (Episode 1)

    Artist, Writer: Nate Fakes

    Page: 6

  • Fundalini Rates the Most Effective Car Insurance Spokesperson

    Page: 7

  • Spotted at the Multiplex - Avatar 2: Jersey Shore

    Page: 7

  • Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - Sarah Palin

    Artist: Sam Viviano

    Page: 7

  • Signs of a Growing Gun Problem in the NBA

    Page: 7

  • Reasons Cited by Sportswriters for Not Voting Mark McGwire into Baseball's Hall of Fame

    Artist: Tom Richmond

    Page: 8

  • When the Going Gets Duff - impressed psychiatrist

    Artist, Writer: J.C. Duffy

    Page: 8

  • 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything - Can You Link Hula Dancing to Glenn Beck?

    Artist: Rick Tulka

    Page: 8

  • Twisted Toaster Tales (Episode 2)

    Artist, Writer: Nate Fakes

    Page: 8

  • Relive The Stupidity - 3 of Your Favorite Dumb News Stories from Last Year! Now on DVD and Blu-ray (30,000 - Special Troop Surge Edition; Made Up; White House Crashers)

    Artist: Tom Richmond

    Page: 9

  • Graphic Novel Review - Garfield: His Most Over-Rendered Book

    Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Richard Williams

    Page: 10

  • Tiger Cheat (magazine parody)

    Page: 11

  • Pros and Cons of the Kindle

    Writer: Barry Liebmann

    Page: 12

  • Fundalini Gives Leno Supporters Their Own Poster

    Page: 12

  • Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed

    Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Darren Johnson

    Page: 12

  • Twisted Toaster Tales (Episode 3)

    Artist, Writer: Nate Fakes

    Page: 12

  • Toyota - Moving Forward... and Unable to Stop (ad parody)

    Page: 13

Ad for Mad About Super Heroes - Volume 2

Page: 14

The Mad Quarterly Report (Dec 2009 - March 2010)

Department: Eventing Our Spleen

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr.

Page: 15

The Big Bomb Theory

Department: The Geekest Link

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Richmond

Page: 16

Advertisement for Mad merchandise

Page: 20

The Tiger Woods Mistress Mini-Golf Fun Center

Department: Just Screw It

Writer: Scott Maiko Artist: Ty Templeton

Page: 22

The Darker Side of The Lighter Side

Department: Berg's Eye Askew

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Page: 24

Subscription Advertisement - Jeffrey Lozenge dressed in Revolutionary War garb

Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild

Page: 27

The Amish Space Heater

Photographer: Irving Schild Writer: Scott Maiko

Page: 28

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 31

The Rich Rewards of a Full-Time Career as a Convenience Store Clerk

Department: Giving Change You Can Believe In

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 32

A Mad Look At Avatar

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Tom Luth

Page: 34

The 9 Reasons You Can't Get a Job

Department: Hire Education

Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 38

7 Periods Closer to Death

Department: The Rall of Duty

Artist, Writer: Ted Rall

Page: 40

The 38 Worst Things About Late Night TV!

Department: All Hams on Desk

Writer: Hermann Mejia Artist: Ward Sutton

Page: 41

Mad's Iron Man 2 Outtakes

Department: The Young and the Rustless

Page: 46

Stop the Spread of Germs! Follow These Simple Rules

Department: A MAD Healthy Living Poster

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Gary Hallgren

Page: 48

The Strip Club


The Mad Vault - 1969

Department: The Articles Formerly known as Reprints

Author: Sergio Aragonés Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Jack Davis Author: Mort Drucker Author: Don Edwing Author: Frank Jacobs Author: Al Jaffee Author: Don Martin Author: Norman Mingo Author: George Woodbridge Author: Jack Rickard Author: Irving Schild Author: Bob Clarke Author: Max Brandel Author: Larry Siegel Author: Stan Hart Author: Frank Ridgeway Author: Chris Hart

Page: 53

Steal These Tweets!

Department: Pinch-Twitter

Writer: Dave Croatto

Page: 56

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What condition definitely won't be covered by the new Obama health plan?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee