MAD Magazine #279 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: James Warhola
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Table of Contents
New Laws That Congress Should Pass Right Now! Right Now! Right Now!
Department: Better Legislate Than Never
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Tom Koch
Mad Opens A Typical Magazine Sweepstakes Package
Department: The Envelope, Sleaze!
Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Bob Clarke
Mad's Guide To Making It In the Business World
Department: Hire Education
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Larry Siegel
Practical Uses For Well-Trained Porcupines
Department: A View To A Quill
Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges
All-Purpose Video Game Instructions Kit
Department: Joy-Schtick
Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Harvey Kurtzman
Tell-Tale Comic Strip Balloons (The Sequel)
Department: The Funny Form
Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Bob Clarke
A Mad Look At Real-Life Government "Logic"
Department: None Dare Call It Reason
Artist: Harry North Writer: Mike Snider
