MAD Magazine #256

Cover

Writer: Al Jaffee Artist, Colorist: Richard Williams

Die-Nasty

Department: Getting Too Big For Its Bitches

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Lou Silverstone

One Fine Sunday Afternoon in the Jungle

Department: Don Martin

Artist: Don Martin Writer: Mat Jacobs

The Mad Wrestling Primer

Department: Ringsnide Seat

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Lou Silverstone

Raising Money With Other Forms Of Legalized Gambling

Department: For Better Or Worse

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Tom Koch

The Mad Emergency Barf-Inducing Technique The Potrzebie Maneuver

Department: Heaving Can't Wait

Writer: John Ficarra Artist: Al Jaffee

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #14

Porn in the U.S.A.

Department: Blanking in the Dark

Writer: Paul Coker, Jr. Artist: Frank Jacobs

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

One Fine Tuesday Morning Uptown

Department: Don Martin

Artist: Don Martin Writer: Mat Jacobs

Join Mad's Trendy Book of the Month Club

Department: Shelf Abuse

Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Larry Siegel

If Advertisers Made Use Of Old Masters

Department: Canvassing Business

Writer: Frank Jacobs

The Mad Practical Driving Test

Department: Crash Course

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Tom Koch

Mad's Goetz Mask

Department: A Face Only A Mugger Could...

Idea: Bill Elder Idea: Harvey Kurtzman Photographer: Allan Tannenbaum

Pastimes for Nerds

Department: Tips For Zips

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

If the Miller Lite Beer Gang Ran This Country

Department: Lager Heads

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Larry Siegel

Mad's Really Perplexing Mysteries Of Life

Department: Whys Up

Artist: Harry North Writer: Mike Snider

One Fine Friday Evening Downtown

Department: Don Martin

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin

Beverly Hills Cop Out

Department: Murphy's Flaw

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What Safe, Cheap Star Wars Technology Would We Like To Suggest To the Pentagon?

Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover Inside: The Trivial Pursuit Survival Kit (Cont.)

Writer: John Ficarra

Back Cover: The Trivial Pursuit Survival Kit

Writer: John Ficarra