MAD Magazine #199 
Editorial
- Editor: Al Feldstein
- Cover Artist: Al Jaffee
- Associate Editor: Nick Meglin
- Associate Editor: Jerry DeFuccio
- Associate Art Director: John Putnam
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Table of Contents
Cover
Artist: Al Jaffee
Why Kill Yourself?
Artist: Jack Davis
Table of contents
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Department: Letters Dept.
"Inventive Genius"
Artist: Al Jaffee
The Spy Who Glubbed Me
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker
One Morning in a Prison Tower
Artist, Writer: Don Martin
Surprise Televisions Commercials
Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Tom Koch Writer: Dezi Szonntagh
A Job Resumé for an Average Housewife
Writer: Larry Siegel Writer: Mary Sarazin Timmons
Mad's "Punk Rock Group" of the Year
Artist: Harry North Writer: Larry Siegel
Some Mad Things We'll Never Understand
Artist: Jack Rickard Writer: Stan Hart
Apartment House Bulletin Board
Writer: Frank Jacobs Writer: T. Peplinski
One Afternoon Down on a Farm
Artist, Writer: Don Martin
Mad's Real-Life "Catch-22's"
Artist: Sergio Aragonés Writer: Lou Silverstone
Where Your Dollar Goes
Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Stan Hart
We Could Sure Do Without
Artist: Bob Jones Writer: Lou Silverstone
A Mad Look at Some Legendary Commodes
Department: A Mad Look at
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Paul Peter Porges
What Happened?
Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Lou Silverstone
One Evening in a Bus Station
Artist, Writer: Don Martin
Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
Back Cover Inside: Where Are Some Very Successful Actors Coming from Lately?
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: One Night in the City
Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Al Jaffee
