MAD Magazine #68 
Editorial
- Editor: Al Feldstein
- Cover Artist: Don Martin
Featured characters
Table of Contents
If Stars Had Ordinary Jobs
Department: What Never Happened To Dept.
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Arnie Kogen
Celebrities' Wallets
Department: 8-Ball in the Extreme Right Pocket Dept.
Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Arnie Kogen
Inspirational Poems By, For and About the Nation's Building Men
Department: The House That Jerk Built Dept.
Artist: Joe Orlando Writer: Larry Siegel
The Comic Strip Characters' Christmas Party
Department: Never On Sunday-Pages Dept.
Artist: Wally Wood Writer: Gary Belkin
Mad's Handy Guide to Languages of the U.S.A.
Department: Watch My Line Dept.
Artist: Joe Orlando Writer: Gilbert Barnhill Writer: Gary Belkin
College Fraternities
Department: Sorority, Wrong Number Dept.
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Don Reilly
The Truth About Secret Ingredients
Department: Elements of Surprise Dept.
Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Sy Reit
What Do You Do For a Living, Daddy?
Department: Pop's Concert Dept.
Artist: Wally Wood Writer: Don Reilly
The Guns of Minestrone
Department: All Hellas Breaks Loose Dept.
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Larry Siegel
