MAD Magazine #45

Cover: What - Me Worry?

Artist, Colorist: Frank Kelly Freas

Knuckleheaded People Who Drink Inferial And Then Go Driving, End Up As A Case

Department: Inferial Whiskey

Artist: Frank Kelly Freas

Departments

Department: Vital Features

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

The First Annual MAD Awards for "Worsts" of 1958

Department: Awards

Artist: Wally Wood

America's Number One Best Seller Is

Department: MAD For Keeps

No Home Library Is Really Complete Without

Department: The Brothers MAD

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters

Statement of Ownership

Writer: William Gaines

We've Run Out Of Them!

Department: Alfred E. Neuman

Artist: Norman Mingo

Why Bum Around The Country Looking For MAD

Department: MAD Magazine

Body-Building And Weight-Lifting

Department: Charlie Horse

Artist: Bob Clarke

Fish Story

Department: Don Martin

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

MAD's Guide For Novice Drivers

Department: This Auto Kill You

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Tom Koch

If Comic Strip Artists Drew Editorial Cartoons

Department: With A Little Bit of Puck

Artist: Wally Wood Writer: Gary Belkin

The George Washington Advertising Agency Inc.

Department: Nothing But The Truth

Artist: Joe Orlando

It Pays To Read The Label

Department: Conned By The Canned Goods

Artist: Joe Orlando Artist: Larry Maleman

Photos Of Poetry In Motion

Department: Nel Blur Dipinto Di Blur

Artist: Bob Clarke

Planned Obsolescence

Department: Mirage In The Garage

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Tatooing Gets A Shot In The Arm

Department: Come Into My Parlor

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Tom Koch

TV Commercials To Match The Show

Department: So It Won't Upset Your Stomach

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Frank Jacobs

Bu$ine$$ Valentines

Department: First Love

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Bob Clarke

Professor Bleent In Africa

Department: Don Martin

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

Gook

Department: Look Back In Anger

Artist: Wally Wood Writer: Tom Koch

In An Amusement Park

Department: Don Martin

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

Hey Rich Kid!

Department: Goldbrick Cuff Links

Artist: Wally Cox

Old Quotes Attributed To Modern Folks

Department: Marginal Thinking

In All The World Only Sweathard's Portable Oval Tub Can Make A Bath So Rewarding, So Refreshing

Department: Sweathard's Portable Oval Tub

Artist, Colorist: Frank Kelly Freas