MAD Magazine #37

Cover: 1959

Artist, Colorist: Norman Mingo

I Don't Want To Be A King

Department: Kings Man Close Shave Lotion

Artist: Frank Kelly Freas

Departments

Department: Vital Features

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

Realistic Comic Book Heroes

Department: So's Your Old Super Man

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Ron Goulart

Bunk!

Department: MAD books

Artist: Bill Elder Artist: Norman Mingo

They're Going Fast!

Department: Alfred E. Neuman

Artist: Norman Mingo

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters

You'll Make This A Merry, Mad Christmas

Department: MAD Jewelry

MAD's Xmas Toys

Department: Under The Spreading Christmas Tree

Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Paul Krassner

Secret Sportalk

Department: Bzz-Bzz-Bzzt

Artist: Wally Wood

Three Strange Tales

Department: Don Martin

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

Strangely Believe It!

Department: Ernie Kovacs

Artist: Wally Wood Writer: Ernie Kovacs

Distinctive Rejection Slips

Department: Punch In The No's

Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs

Report To Russia

Department: Red Carpet

Writer: Dave Berg Artist: Wally Wood

Ambiguous Signs Inc.

Department: Bob & Ray

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Robert B. "Bob" Elliott Writer: Ray Goulding

Scenes We'd Like To See: The Bank Examiner

Department: Hollywood

Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs Writer: George Mandel Artist: Joseph "Joe" Orlando

MAD's Xmas Games

Department: Shake, Rattle, And Roll

Artist: Bob Clarke

See Them Now

Department: Characters That Grow On You

Artist: George Woodbridge

Strangely Believe It!

Department: Ernie Kovacs

Artist: Wally Wood Writer: Ernie Kovacs

How To Wage Peace

Department: War Is Heck

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Strangely Believe It!

Department: Ernie Kovacs

Artist: Wally Wood Writer: Ernie Kovacs

MAD Goes Hi Fi

Department: Sound Thinking

Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs Artist: Bob Clarke

The Seven Blunders Of The World

Department: We Couldn't Think of A

Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs Artist: Joseph "Joe" Orlando

Orson Bean's Civil War

Department: Orson Bean

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Orson Bean

Shakespeare Up-To-Date

Department: The Bard of Birdland

Writer: Paul I. Laikin Artist: John Putnam

A Very Merry Christmas...And A Happy New Year!

Department: Don Martin

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

Subscribe to MAD

Department: Mad Magazine

Artist: Al Feldstein

Christmas Gifts That Will No Doubt Be Returned

Department: Refund

Seems Like Somebody Always Butts In When You Talk About...Winsten

Department: Winsten cigarettes

Artist, Colorist: Larry Maleman