MAD Magazine #34

Cover: Alfred Fireworks Display

Artist, Colorist: Norman Mingo

We're Looking For People With Ability To Draw

Department: Mad Magazine

Artist: Wally Wood

Departments

Department: Vital Features

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

MAD Coats of Arms

Department: Ye Olde Heraldry

Artist: Frank Kelly Freas Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs

Now...MAD Pocket-Sized Books Fight Misery Four Ways

Department: MAD books

Artist: Bill Elder

Now! In Full Color

Department: Alfred E. Neuman

Artist: Norman Mingo Artist: Wally Wood

Random Samplings of "Reader Mail"

Department: Letters

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

Wedding Album

Department: Oh, Promise Me

Artist: Wally Wood

Future TV Ad

Department: Soft-Sell Advertising

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

Mr. Science

Department: Bob & Ray

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Robert B. "Bob" Elliott Writer: Ray Goulding

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Department: Healthy Competition

Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs Artist: George Woodbridge

Future Drive-Ins

Department: Kindly Remain Seated

Artist: Bob Clarke

Modern Furniture

Department: Shooting The Grand Rapids

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Mad Dog's Shopping Mart

Department: Fido-Re-Mi

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs

Baseball Is Ruining Our Children

Department: Out of Left Field

Artist: Wally Wood

Scenes We'd Like To See: The Man On The Ledge

Department: Hollywood

Artist: Joseph "Joe" Orlando

Collegiate Whimsey

Department: College

Products For TV Commercials, Inc.

Department: Comparrison Proves Cept.

Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: E. Nelson Bridwell

Orson Bean's "The Two Chinese Fellas Who Go To An American Restaurant" Routine

Department: Orson Bean

Artist: Wally Wood Writer: Orson Bean

The Spitball Contest

Department: Little Squirt

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

TV Guise

Department: Go Ax The Ol' Cable

Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Paul I. Laikin

MAD's Picture-Phone Backdrops

Department: Seeing Is Believing

Artist: George Woodbridge

Scenes We'd Like To See: The Last Minute Pardon

Department: Hollywood

Artist: Joseph "Joe" Orlando

Look Mad! Feel Mad! Be Mad!

Department: MAD Jewelry

Artist: Jack Davis Artist: Carl Klein Artist: Romeo Serry

Meaningless Musings While Munching Miltown

Department: MAD Observations

MAD Picture Postcards

Artist: Bob Clarke