MAD Magazine #238 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Jack Rickard
Featured characters
Table of Contents
Cover
Artist, Colorist: Jack Rickard
Crowd Scene
Artist, Colorist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
Department: Fission Tackled Dept.
Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin
Mad's Suggestions for How Our Cities can Solve Their Problems
Department: Urban on the Rocks Dept.
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Writer: Fred Block Artist: Harry North
Little-Known and Rarely Diagnosed Mad Ailments Contracted at Hospitals
Department: Sick Humor Dept.
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
The U.S. Video Game Olympic Team
Department: Shooting Stars Dept.
Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: George Woodbridge
An Andy Rooney "60 Minutes" Editorial We'd Like to See
Department: Wind-Up Dull Dept.
Writer: John Ficarra
A Mad Look at the Differences Between Optimism, Pessimism & Realism
Department: The Book of Ists Dept.
Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Tom Koch
If Parents and Children Behaved like Professional Sports Figures
Department: In a Jocular Vein Dept.
Artist: Jack Rickard Writer: Dennis Snee
Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
Back Cover Inside: What Recent Spiritual Movement Has (Thank God) Burned Itself Out?
Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Ouch
