MAD Magazine #324

Cover: Abraham E. Neuman

Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Mr. Pessimist

Writer: Bob Bramble Artist: Rag

Senseless In Seattle

Department: A-Tom-Meg Bomb

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

"Jurassic Park"

Department: Vidiot's Delight

Writer: Weird Al Yankovic Artist: John Ashlee

Welcome To The Jungle

Department: 'Tis Better To Give Than To Perceive

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Tulka

Doctors' Supply Catalogue

Department: Malpractice Assurance

Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Tom Koch

A Sports Fan / Sports Fanatic

Department: The Obsessed Is Yet To Come

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Desmond Devlin

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #21

Your Show Biz Career Is Definitely In The Dumper When...

Department: Catch a Sliding Star

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mike Snider

The Courageous Coil's Crusade

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The MAD Nasty File Volume VII

Department: Along The Snide Lines

Writer: Tom Koch Artist: Gerry Gersten

Spy Vs. Spy (Bomb In Mask)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

If The NRA Published Magazines For ALL Types Of Gun Users

Department: Shot Off The Presses

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Mike Snider

Instant Nostalgia (For The "Not-Yet-Old-Enough-For-Regular Nostalgia")

Department: Infant Recall

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Mike Snider

A Mad Look At Cars

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #17 • US MAD Magazine #17

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Funky Futuristic Fallout

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

MAD's 1993 Washington Lobbyist All-Stars

Department: Here Comes The Bribe

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola

MAD's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Abortion Newspaper Story

Department: The Agony Of The Fetus

Writer: Frank Jacobs

The Plucky Prisoner's Pandemonium

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

In Line To Be Fired

Department: Secret Nervous Agent

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

A Space Alien's Date Book

Department: E. Tease

Artist: Greg Theakston Writer: Lori Kolman

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: For Many, The Form Of Mobility That Is The Fastest Way Out Of The Ghetto

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Haiku For Our Polluted Planet

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: George Woodbridge