MAD Magazine #264

Cover

Artist: Mort Drucker

Table of Contents

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

Letters and Tomatoes Department

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

Moon-Fighting

Department: A Remington Steal

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

THe High Risks of Front Row Center

Department: The Ducats of Hazzard

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

One Grim Morning In South America

Department: Don Martin

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin

Mad's Pro Wrestling Predictions

Department: Crystal Brawl

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: John Prete

THe Reagan White House Garage Sale

Department: Ron For the Money

Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Lou Silverstone

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes At A Health Spa

Department: DICK DePARTMENT

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Al Jaffee

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #14 • US MAD Magazine #14

Mad's Sure Signs of Insanity

Department: Heavy Mental

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Desmond Devlin

When the Rambo Influence Spreads Everywhere

Department: Getting Blood From Stallone

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Lou Silverstone Writer: John Prete

Why 999 Shoppers Out Of 1,000 Never Collect Those Manufacturers' Rebates

Department: Goof of Purchase

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Tom Koch

Rocky V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI or, the Italian Scallion vs. the Great Hollywood Villians

Department: May the Foes Be With You

Artist, Writer: Thomas Hachtman

One Grim Afternoon Over the Mediterranean

Department: Don Martin

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin

When the Coke/Pepsi Rivalry Gets Out Of Hand

Department: A Hard Act To Swallow

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Angelo Torres

Mad's Wrestling Promoter of the Year

Department: Huckstermania

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Lou Silverstone

One Grim Twilight in the South Pacific

Department: Don Martin

Artist: Don Martin Writer: Mat Jacobs

A Mad Look At Watersports

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What's the Biggest Financial Drain On the Federal Government?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions In A Video Rental Store

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee