MAD Magazine #33

Cover: Another Spring Issue

Artist, Colorist: Norman Mingo

Hey Gang! It's Here!

Department: MAD Jewelry

Artist: Jack Davis Artist: Carl Klein Artist: Romeo Serry

Departments

Department: Vital Features

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

Baseball's Hall of Shame

Department: Spoil-Sports

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Joe Orlando

MAD Subscriptions

Department: Mad Magazine

Artist: Wally Wood

Now! In Full Color

Department: Alfred E. Neuman

Artist: Jack Davis Artist: Norman Mingo

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

The English Titles Don't Quite Match The Action In Foreign Movies

Department: Movies

Artist: Wally Wood

AsP Super-Duper Markets

Department: Shopping

Writer: Paul Laikin

Future TV Ad

Department: Soft-Sell Advertising

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

Kovacs' Strangely Believe It!

Department: Ernie Kovacs

Artist: Wally Wood Writer: Ernie Kovacs

The Railroad Timetable

Department: Travelers Aid

Writer: Frank Jacobs

Why I Left The Army And Became A Civilian

Department: Section 8

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: George Woodbridge

The Unfortunate Part of Feeding Pigeons Homemade Popcorn

Department: Wild Life

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

Vending Machines of The Future

Department: Out of Order

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Bob Clarke

The Truth About Cowboys

Department: Henry Morgan

Artist: Wally Wood Writer: Henry Morgan

Dead Letters

Department: Signed, Sealed And Undelivered

MAD Tickets

Department: Show-Off

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: George Woodbridge

The Dee Jay's Old Philosopher

Department: Eddie Lawrence

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Eddie Lawrence

The Potrzebie System of Weights And Measures

Department: Science

Artist: Wally Wood Writer: Donald Knuth

Hollywood Is Ruining Marlin Brando

Department: People

Artist: Bob Clarke

Kovacs' Strangely Believe It!

Department: Ernie Kovacs

Artist: Wally Wood Writer: Ernie Kovacs

High-School Dance

Department: Having A Ball

Artist: Bob Clarke

Scenes We'd Like To See: The Overhanging Bough

Department: Hollywood

Artist: Joe Orlando

Everything Must Go!!

Department: MAD books

Artist: Bill Elder

Jobs We'd Like To Have

Department: We'd Like To Be

Reader's Disgust

Artist: Joe Orlando