MAD Magazine #358

Cover

Artist: Sergio Aragonés Artist, Colorist: Drew Friedman

Contents Page

Letters

Department: Behind the Articulate Ball

Nice Party Trick. What Do You Call It - Pukiing on Yourself?

Department: Dewar's Ad Rejects

Artist: Irving Schild Writer: David Shayne

Mil-lemon-ium

Department: Behind the Eviscerate Ball

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

The Nights & Days of Desmond the Bungling Bomber

Department: Behind the Detonate Ball

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: V.J. Mercado

Watch Out Guys, It's a Chick Flick!

Department: Behind the Nauseate Ball

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg

So, You're Going to Prison!

Department: Behind the Incarcerate Ball

Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Safety Tips for the Party Animal

Department: Behind the Inebriate Ball

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

Listen, If You Can Handle, "Do You Mind Stepping Out of the Car, Sir?" Then You Can Handle This.

Department: Dewar's Ad Rejects

Artist: Irving Schild Writer: David Shayne

Monroe &... a Day at the Beach

Department: Behind the Humiliate Ball

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

The ER Patient's Bull of Rights

Department: Behind the Defibrillate Ball

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Meredith Anthony

A Mad Look at Spirituality

Department: Behind the Meditate Ball

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

"How We Met" Stories That Today's Young Lovers Will Be Stuck With

Department: Behind the Recapitulate Ball

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: R.J. Matson

1997 DNC Rate Card

Department: Behind the Donate Ball

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Joe Orlando

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Behind the Out of Date Ball

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Real Reasons Why the X-Files is Totally Unbelievable

Department: Behind the Federal Bureau of Investigate Ball

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Mike Snider

You Just Learned Firsthand What "Downsizing" Means. Drink Up.

Department: Dewar's Ad Rejects

Artist: Irving Schild Writer: David Shayne

Disney-fied Versions of Adult Films

Department: Behind the Animate Ball

Writer: Desmond Devlin Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Sam Viviano

Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds

Department: Behind the Cremate Ball

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: Thomas Fluharty

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What Is This Spring's Biggest Fashion Blunder?

Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Now That You've Had a Few, She's Beginning to Look Pretty Good, Isn't She?

Artist: Irving Schild Writer: David Shayne